He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life driving trains, shunt engines freight trains, passenger trains, electric multiple units, steam engines, taught 50 people to drive trains and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am an enginedriver.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence..... A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old engine driver and asked, 'Are you a real enginedriver ..... ?'
He replied,