So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.
After consulting the bible, the priest says, " My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays.
"The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?"
So he goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter.
He queries the minister and receives the same reply; Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!
Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority on the Sabbath: a rabbi.
The rabbi ponders the question, then states, "My son, sex is definitely play."
The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be o sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"
The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it."
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