Red Neck Pick-up Lines
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Red Neck Pick-up Lines
by Pip » Thu Apr 14, 2016 3:25 pm
"I might be missing teeth, but that just leaves more room for your tongue."
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines
by Pip » Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:47 pm
I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you're one fine hoe.
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines
by Pip » Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:20 pm
" God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents!"
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines
by Pip » Sun Apr 24, 2016 2:25 am
"My Love fer you is like diarrhea - I kin't hold it in"
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines
by Pip » Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:06 am
Did you fart? 'cuz you just blew me away!
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines
by Pip » Sat Apr 30, 2016 3:47 pm
If you think this belt buckle is big - wait till you see what's behind it.
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines
by Pip » Sun May 01, 2016 8:05 am
You might not be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light switch away.
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines
by Pip » Wed May 04, 2016 11:15 am
A few more beers, and I'd probly do ya. So give me a minute darling, and then I'll give you one!
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines
by Pip » Mon May 30, 2016 10:12 pm
Are yer parents retarded? 'cuz ya sure are special
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines
by Fogdude » Tue Jun 07, 2016 7:57 pm
These are all classics, Pip! Great thread! .gif "LOL")
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines
by Pip » Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:49 pm
"Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?"
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