The Fog

by **Fogdude** » Mon Aug 01, 2016 5:46 pm

When someone asks me what I did this past weekend, I just smile, wink & ask, "Why, what did you hear?"

by **ctaulbee** » Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:03 pm

by **chouette** » Mon Aug 01, 2016 8:35 pm

by **VincentLupo** » Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:50 pm

by **Fogdude** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 12:08 am

There's this blonde. She gets on a plane and sits in the first available seat.
The flight attendant is coming around checking tickets.
She looks at the blonde woman's ticket and tells the blonde, "Ma'am you can't sit here. Your ticket says coach and this is first class. Please move to the back of the plane."
The blonde replies, "I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job. I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica."
So the flight attendant, now hot under the collar at the blonde's response, goes to another flight attendant and tells him what happened.
So he goes up to her and asks her to move to the back of the plane.
She then responds, "I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job. I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica."
So the two flight attendants are steaming mad and they go to the co-pilot and tell him what is going on.
He comes back to where the blonde is sitting, leans over and whispers something in her ear.
The two flight attendants were astonished when the blonde abruptly got up from her seat and moved to the back of the plane.
They looked at each other and then went to the co-pilot and asked him what he had told her.
The co-pilot, feeling good about himself, told them, "Oh, this happened a while back with someone else.

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by **chouette** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 12:20 am

Good one!

by **VincentLupo** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 12:21 am

by **Fogdude** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 12:05 pm

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting hammered.
A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?”
The farmer shook his head and replied, “Some things you just can’t explain.”
“So what happened that’s so horrible?” the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.
“Well,” the farmer said, “today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket ’bout full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket.” “Okay,” said the man, “but that’s not so bad.”
“Some things you just can’t explain,” the farmer replied.
“So what happened then?” the man asked.
The farmer said, “I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.”
“And then?”
“Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket ’bout full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.”
Man laughed and said, “Again?”
The farmer replied, “Some things you just can’t explain.”
“So, what did you do then?” the man asked.
“I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.”
“And then?”
“Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.”
“Hmmm . . . ” the man said and nodded his head.
“Some things you just can’t explain,” the farmer said.
“So, what did you do?” the man asked.
“Well,” the farmer said, “I didn’t have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment,

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by **Fogdude** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 3:46 pm

Just made my first 'from scratch' cheesecake in decades. I used to be pretty good at it. It's in the oven, baking. We'll see. It'll be ready just in time for lunch's dessert.

by **chouette** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 5:39 pm

I don't like cheesecake but I bet yours will be very yummy!

by **Fogdude** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 10:10 pm

It was a new recipe. Easy, but a bit too fluffy for my taste, though my wife & sister liked it. I prefer the dense New York style. This was airier, more like a cake. The flavor was OK, but next time I'll try to 'flatten' it a bit.