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Spanish Oysters

Postby Pip » Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:13 am

Spanish Oysters


A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain.

While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.

Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Si senor, you have excellent taste, Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning..... A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, Si, Senor.
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Re: Spanish Oysters

Postby Fogdude » Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:08 am

=O :LOL :LOL :LOL
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:LOL :LOL :LOL
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Postby Wrench » Sun Jun 18, 2017 4:33 pm

:LOL :LOL
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:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Postby Roseflamingo » Wed Jun 21, 2017 9:02 pm

D'oh!

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Re: Spanish Oysters

Postby chouette » Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:12 pm

OMG, Yak!!

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Re: Spanish Oysters

Postby chouette » Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:14 pm

Whoa, wait a sec here... that has nothing to do with Spanish Oysters... :LOL
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Postby Pip » Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:30 pm

Gotcha there Chewy! :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Spanish Oysters

Postby stampe » Mon Jun 26, 2017 4:41 pm

lmao :LOL

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