horny parrot
Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:37 pmA farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative.
The parrot being a male sneaks out and screws the next door neighbour’s turkey and rushes back home before being caught in the act.
The next door neighbour knocks on the door and explains what the parrot has been up to.
The owner of the parrot reprimands him and tells him if he doesn't stop it he's going to shave the parrot's head.
That night the parrot, overcome with desire, sneaks out and screws his neighbour’s turkey again.
The next morning the owner ties the bird down and proceeds to shave his head.
The following morning is the Farmers daughter’s wedding, and in order to please the relative that gave them the parrot they sit the parrot on a piano and tell him for his punishment he has to greet all the guests and tell them where to sit in the church.
The parrot is doing fine. "Groom's side to the left and bride's side to the right"
Then two bald guys walk in and he says, "Alright, you two turkey fuckers up here on the piano with me."
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The parrot being a male sneaks out and screws the next door neighbour’s turkey and rushes back home before being caught in the act.
The next door neighbour knocks on the door and explains what the parrot has been up to.
The owner of the parrot reprimands him and tells him if he doesn't stop it he's going to shave the parrot's head.
That night the parrot, overcome with desire, sneaks out and screws his neighbour’s turkey again.
The next morning the owner ties the bird down and proceeds to shave his head.
The following morning is the Farmers daughter’s wedding, and in order to please the relative that gave them the parrot they sit the parrot on a piano and tell him for his punishment he has to greet all the guests and tell them where to sit in the church.
The parrot is doing fine. "Groom's side to the left and bride's side to the right"
Then two bald guys walk in and he says, "Alright, you two turkey fuckers up here on the piano with me."