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Re: Limericks
Posted:
Tue Jul 26, 2016 9:02 pm
by Fogdude
Well done, Pip!
Re: Limericks
Posted:
Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:22 am
by ctaulbee
There once was a old Texan named Jim
Kanye said he had a butt like Kim.
He was the talk of the town,
in high heels and evening gown,
embarrassed to death his wife shot him.
Re: Limericks
Posted:
Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:30 am
by ctaulbee
chouette wrote:Awww how sweet!
oO(Should I be worried? lol)
Re: Limericks
Posted:
Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:03 am
by chouette
Good one Pip, it didn't hurt one bit! lol
Well of course I trust you CT...
lol
Re: Limericks
Posted:
Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:17 pm
by Fogdude
There once was an old man named T
who made covers much better than me.
While shouting & ranting
and huffing & panting
he vowed he's the best there can be.
Re: Limericks
Posted:
Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:46 pm
by ctaulbee
Good one Foggy
Re: Limericks
Posted:
Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:52 pm
by Fogdude
Here's another one for you, Wrench. Not any better, but it still rhymes!
There once was a guy we called Wrench
who his friends all said was quite the mensch.
When he'd enter a room
folks would reach for a broom
claiming, "What is that terrible stench?"
Re: Limericks
Posted:
Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:00 pm
by Fogdude
Not to leave you out, Chewy...
There was a sweet gal named Chouette
who would dance & sure could pirouette.
She took the blue pill
and began feeling ill.
Now she's Curt's favorite & old Pip's pet.
Re: Limericks
Posted:
Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:56 am
by VincentLupo
Quite the poet Fog.
Re: Limericks
Posted:
Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:32 am
by chouette
VincentLupo wrote:Quite the poet Fog.
He certainly is, lol
Re: Limericks
Posted:
Fri Jul 29, 2016 3:03 pm
by Fogdude
There once was a man we called Testikle
who said he gave Elmo two test tickles.
He's a very nice lad
but it's really quite sad
that he now gets around on a bicycle.
Re: Limericks
Posted:
Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:09 pm
by ctaulbee
Re: Limericks
Posted:
Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:15 pm
by Fogdude
Overall, I must say, I think CT's limericks have been the best. I've always liked limericks & have always composed them wherever I worked, for other co-workers. It's not a form that comes naturally to some, though most people can produce one with nominal effort. Still, it's something that you're either fairly good at, with little effort, or you suck at.
Mine are OK, but CT's rock.
Re: Limericks
Posted:
Sun Jul 31, 2016 1:24 pm
by ctaulbee
There once was and old mod named Fogdude,
he delighted in limericks that were rude.
Our little Mother Goose of Texas,
spitting lines of wit to vex us,
while surfing the web in the nude.
Re: Limericks
Posted:
Sun Jul 31, 2016 6:26 pm
by VincentLupo
Re: Limericks
Posted:
Sun Jul 31, 2016 7:18 pm
by Fogdude
Now, to go completely out on a limb!
There was a site owner named Dirk
who always arrived with a smirk.
He collected the best
and gave them a test
sayin' "Now, quit yer playin' and work!"
Re: Limericks
Posted:
Sun Jul 31, 2016 7:45 pm
by VincentLupo
Re: Limericks
Posted:
Sun Jul 31, 2016 9:09 pm
by dirk8837
Re: Limericks
Posted:
Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:10 am
by chouette
Re: Limericks
Posted:
Wed Aug 03, 2016 7:19 am
by bankska22