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Limericks

Postby Fogdude » Mon Jul 25, 2016 11:49 pm

For those who enjoy wordplay & like to take friendly pokes at others. This is not to be mean-spirited & must be kept reasonably family friendly, but the idea is to needle others to make a response, without irritating or offending, if possible.

Anyone taking offense can remove the offending post (or request it be removed), but should replace it with an explanation, even if it's just, "I didn't like it."


There was a webmaster, CT
He coded his sites with such glee
He wrote a new search
Then got in the lurch
Now he has to go take a big pee.


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Re: Limericks

Postby VincentLupo » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:47 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Limericks

Postby Fogdude » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:52 am

Glad you liked that one, Vince. Here's one for you:

There once was a moderator named Vince
the like who has not been seen since.
He's late with his greetings
and never takes meetings
but decorates his bedroom in chintz.
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Re: Limericks

Postby ctaulbee » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:52 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL
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Postby VincentLupo » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:57 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Limericks

Postby Fogdude » Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:03 am

Since we haven't heard from Banks lately:

There once was a mod we called Banks
He loved to do cosplay as pranks.
As he put on his makeup
He started to wake up
and saw he had painted his shanks.
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Re: Limericks

Postby ctaulbee » Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:06 am

There once was a old focker named Foggy
his bottom was always stained and soggy.
He was liked very well
in spite of his rank smell
he loved to rhyme but his mind went groggy.
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Re: Limericks

Postby Fogdude » Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:08 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Limericks

Postby Fogdude » Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:09 am

There once was a moderator named Chewy
Who stepped into something quite gooey
My goodness, she cried.
Was it something I tried?
That's why the whole site went kaflooey.
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Postby VincentLupo » Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:10 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Postby chouette » Tue Jul 26, 2016 3:45 am

Those are hilarious!! :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Limericks

Postby Fogdude » Tue Jul 26, 2016 3:48 am

There was a guy called, Don The Great
who still had some hair on his pate.
He designed some great covers
listing all his old lovers,
in the credits, now that's tempting fate.
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Re: Limericks

Postby VincentLupo » Tue Jul 26, 2016 5:55 am

Nice Fog. :)
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Re: Limericks

Postby chouette » Tue Jul 26, 2016 6:19 am

There once was a British named Pip,
Who probably loves to strip,
Because of one of his favorite word.
Although I think it’s absurd,
And he should stick to friendly relationship.


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Re: Limericks

Postby Fogdude » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:00 pm

Since you brought up Pip...

There once was an admin named Pip
he never once had a big slip.
Then he got in feud
with a mod named Fogdude
and realized he's losing his grip.
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Re: Limericks

Postby Pip » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:30 pm

I'll be back soon you two! :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Limericks

Postby Fogdude » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:46 pm

Pip wrote:I'll be back soon you two! :LOL :LOL :LOL


Bring it!
:LOL :LOL :LOL
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Postby ctaulbee » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:53 pm

The was an old Englishman named Pip
who uttered a Terminator quip.
With a loud "I'll Be Back!"
he was off to word his attack.
We are still waiting his round trip.
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Re: Limericks

Postby Fogdude » Tue Jul 26, 2016 3:20 pm

There is a great artist named Pam
who always comes through in a jam.
She makes spacsaver covers
for both friends & lovers.
Her TV series labels are glam.
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Re: Limericks

Postby Fogdude » Tue Jul 26, 2016 3:46 pm

OK, Wrench. It's not my fault your name is so hard to rhyme with:

There's a cover contest manager named Wrench
who sometimes emitted such a stench
that the members who voted
held their noses & emoted
Please someone, make him sit on the bench.
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Re: Limericks

Postby Fogdude » Tue Jul 26, 2016 3:48 pm

There once was a nice guy named Curt
who would play all the day in the dirt.
He posted nude pictures
and suffered from strictures
which explains why he's sporting a skirt.
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Re: Limericks

Postby chouette » Tue Jul 26, 2016 5:12 pm

Pip wrote:I'll be back soon you two! :LOL :LOL :LOL


Not scared, and yes, bring it! :LOL
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Re: Limericks

Postby ctaulbee » Tue Jul 26, 2016 5:26 pm

We have a French woman named Danielle
from the land of Canada she does hail.
Mastering Photoshop is her plan
for a woman she's cool as a fan.
My little ode to our fair mademoiselle.
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Re: Limericks

Postby chouette » Tue Jul 26, 2016 5:35 pm

ctaulbee wrote:[We have a French woman named Danielle
from the land of Canada she does hail.
Mastering Photoshop is her plan
for a woman she's cool as a fan.
My little ode to our fair mademoiselle.


Awww how sweet! :D :love

oO(Should I be worried? lol)
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Re: Limericks

Postby Pip » Tue Jul 26, 2016 8:55 pm

There was an old mod named Fogdude
Who started a forum blood feud
Then an admin named Pip
Scuttled his ship
And made sure that Fogdude was subdued

There was a fair mod called chewy
I’m sure she’s a little bit screwy
She listens to Curt
But what makes me feel hurt
Is he speaks and her eyes go all dewy.

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